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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Famous People Sayings - 135

Alexander Hamilton, Speech on 21 June 1788 urging ratification of the Constitution in New York.

It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be the most perfect government. Experience has proved that no position is more false than this. The ancient democracies in which the people themselves deliberated never possessed one good feature of government. Their very character was tyranny; their figure deformity.


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Chinese Proverb

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.


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Louis D. Brandeis

In the frank expression of conflicting opinions lies the greatest promise of wisdom in governmental action.


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Frank Lloyd Wright

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.


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Paul Tillich

Man is asked to make of himself what he is supposed to become to fulfill his destiny.


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William Blake

When thou seest an eagle, thou seest a portion of genius; lift up thy head!


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Eric Hoffer

No one is truly literate who cannot read his own heart.


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Frank Lloyd Wright

The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.


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Andr Maurois

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.


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Thomas Adams

He who demands mercy and shows none burns the bridges over which he himself must later pass.


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Johann von Goethe

I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better than book or orator.


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Eugene F. Ware

All glory comes from daring to begin.



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