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Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 89
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Nikita Khrushchev, Speech in Yugoslavia, Aug. 24, 1963
I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.
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Jim Rohn
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
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Margaret Fuller
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
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Edna St. Vincent Millay
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell.
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Plautus
'He means well' is useless unless he does well.
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Roger Zelazny
I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something--or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip.
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Kent "Sparky" Gregory
Without an adequate theory, reality is irrelevant.
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Walt Whitman
My final merit I refuse you, I refuse putting from me what I really am, Encompass worlds but never try to encompass me, I crowd your sleekest and best by simply looking toward you. Writing and talk do not prove me, I carry the plenum of proof in my face, With the hush of my lips I wholly confound the skeptic.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend.
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Guy Finley
Spend everyday casual, but industrious Every moment alert, but relaxed.
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George S. Patton
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
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Martin Luther
The fewer the words, the better the prayer.
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