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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 170
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Judy Grahn
What you will do matters. All you need is to do it.
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Woodrow Wilson
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.
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William Adams
I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. My own wisdom, and that of all about me seemed insufficient for the day.
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French Proverb
A white wall is the fool's paper.
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Gene Brown
One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possibly do the things you are doing.
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Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895, Act I
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
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Melody Beattie
Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.
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Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Thomas Bailey Aldrich, O Magazine, October 2003
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age.
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Walter Scott
But search the land of living men, Wher wilst thou find their like again.
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Paul Harvey
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
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Marechal Ferdinand Foch
In whatever position you find yourself determine first your objective.
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