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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous Sayings - 17

Margaret Fuller

It is astonishing what force, purity, and wisdom it requires for a human being to keep clear of falsehoods.


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Cicero

The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.


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William Shakespeare

Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false creation, Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain


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Nora Joyce, to her husband James

Why dont you write books people can read


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Alexis Carrel

Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.


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Oscar Wilde

Why was I born with such contemporaries?


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Saint John Chrysostom

No one can harm the man who does himself no wrong.


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Cicero

Let arms give place to the robe, and the laurel of the warriors yield to the tongue of the orator.


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Albert Einstein

When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge.


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C. S. Lewis, The Case for Christianity

Badness is only spoiled goodness.


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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

To philosophize is to doubt.


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Helen Keller

We would never learn to be patient if there were only joy in the world.



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