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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 156
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Maria Mitchell
BesideCother art to be learned -- not to see what is not.
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William Plomer
Creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected.
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Oscar Wilde
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
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Doug Vargas
It's easy to cry 'bug' when the truth is that you've got a complex system and sometimes it takes a while to get all the components to co-exist peacefully.
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Woody Allen
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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Natalie Clifford Barney
Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed.
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Colette, The Pure and the Impure, 1932
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.
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C. S. Lewis
No one ever told me that grief felt so much like fear.
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Vince Lombardi
Individual commitment to a group effort, that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
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George Bernard Shaw
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
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Voltaire
There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be impenetrable.
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