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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings - 3

George Iles

A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time.


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Glaser and Way

The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.


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William Lloyd

Nonsense and noise will oft prevail, when honour and affection fail.


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Cicero

Let your desires be ruled by reason. (Appetitus Rationi Pareat)


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Anatole France

A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.


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Yiddish Proverb

Hope for miracles, but don't rely on one.


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Charles de Montesquieu

In the state of nature...all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the law.


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Tom Stoppard

I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.


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Georges Braque

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.


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Kabbalah

We must learn not to disassociate the airy flower from the earthy root, for the flower that is cut off from its root fades, and its seeds are barren, whereas the root, secure in mother earth, can produce flower after flower and bring their fruit to maturity.


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Alfred North Whitehead

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.


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Barbara DeAngelis

Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.



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