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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 50
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J. R. R. Tolkien
Not all who wander are lost.
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Yassir Arafat
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
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Albert Einstein
We cannot dispair of humanity, since we are ourselves human beings.
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George Bernard Shaw
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.
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The Talmud
Join the company of lions rather than assume the lead among foxes.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is a progress, and not a station.
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Charlize Theron
There's only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn't give you a chance there is nothing you can do.
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Unknown
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.
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Cicero
Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language.
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John Heisman
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.
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Charles Lindberg Sr., 1915
Speculations and loans in foreign fields are likely to bring us into war... The war-for-profit group has counterfeited patriotism.
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