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Silly Famous Sayings - 102
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John Adams, (Diary, 1786)
...a revolution of government is the strongest proof that can be given by a people of their virtue and good sense.
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Alexander Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
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Rusty Berkus
There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential.
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William Arthur Ward
When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.
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Charles De Talleyrand
A married man with a family will do anything for money.
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Woody Allen
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
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Mahatma Gandhi
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
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William Shakespeare
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
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Nicolas Martin, Article c. 1995
Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard.
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Johann K. Lavater
Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.
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Bertrand Russell
If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give.
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Yugoslav Proverb
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
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