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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 149
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Kahlil Gibran
Your confidence in the people, and your doubt about them, are closely related to your self-confidence and your self-doubt.
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Robertson Davies
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
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John Erskine
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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Happy Gilmore
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball.
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Horace
With silence favor me. (Favete Linguis)
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John Gall
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked.
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The Belzer Rabbi
Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life.
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Victor Hugo
The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
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