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Terminator 2 Judgment Day
John Connor You just can't go around killing people. The Terminator Why John Connor What do you mean why 'Cause you can't. The Terminator Why John Connor Because you just can't, OK Trust me on this.
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Anna Jameson
What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, that in some sense, we are. The mere aspiration, by changing the frame of the mind, for the moment realizes itself.
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Quentin Crisp
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
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D. H. Lawrence
We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive - and part of the living, incarnate cosmos.
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Dorothy Parker
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
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Laurence Sterne
Solitude is the best nurse of wisdom.
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Hellen Keller
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.
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William Shakespeare
Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie.
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Seneca
Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment.
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Grant Wood
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
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Benjamin Franklin
Rules too soft are seldomly followed; rules too harsh are seldomly executed.
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U.S. Senate Chaplain Richard Halverson
The Godless would deny and destroy human rights .... the liberties of a nation cannot be secure when belief in God is abandoned.
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