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C. S. Lewis, A preface to "Paradise Lost"
Every poem can be considered in two ways--as what the poet has to say, and as a thing which he makes.
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John Christian Bovee
Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on.
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Dan Dierdorf
If I've got correct goals, and if I keep pursuing them the best way I know how, everything else falls into line. If I do the right thing right, I'm going to succeed.
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Peter Ustinov
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilised music in the world.
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Confucius
When you see a good man, try to emulate his example, and when you see a bad man, search yourself for his faults.
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Helen Keller
When one door of happiness closes, another one opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened to us.
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Jerry Coleman
Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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Christopher Reeve
Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean.
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Frederick W. Robertson
It is not the situation that makes the man, but the man who makes the situation.
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Karl Rove, March 19, 2001
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing.
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Seneca
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory.
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