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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Things People Say - 82

Albert Einstein

Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever in flesh and blood walked upon this earth. (said of Mahatma Gandhi)


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Charles Evans Hughes

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free.


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Arnold Glasgow

The future is the past returning through another gate.


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William Lloyd George

He's no failure. He's not dead yet.


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Roosevelt, Eleanor

The giving of love is an education in itself.


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Margaret Fuller

When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that's where they stay.


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Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time

Hardness shatters; strength endures.


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Lawrence Peter Berra

Ninety-nine percent of this game is half mental.


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Samuel Palmer

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.


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Matthew Arnold

Resolve to be thyself and know, that he who finds himself, loses his misery.


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Irish Proverb

A silent mouth is sweet to hear.


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H. L. Mencken

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.



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