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Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 131
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men die from treading on water and fire, but I have never seen a man die from treading the course of virtue.
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Sam Malone, Cheers
Not many people know this ... but I happen to be famous.
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Thomas Jefferson, letter to Elbridge Gerry, 1799
I am for freedom of religion, & against all maneuvres to bring about a legal ascendancy of one sect over another.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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Charles Kingsley
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements in life, when all we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
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Charles Monroe Schultz
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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John F. Kennedy, Amherst College, Oct 26, 1963 - Source JFK Library, Boston, Mass.
The men who create power make an indispensable contribution to the Nation’s greatness, but the men who question power make a contribution just as indispensable, especially when that questioning is disinterested, for they determine whether we use power or power uses us.
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Dorothy L. Sayers
I always have a quotation for everything, it saves original thinking.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
You must do the things you think you cannot do.
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Immanuel Hermass von Fichte
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it.
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William Shakespeare
This above all TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE. And it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
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