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Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 143
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John Wooden
Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights.
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Muslim Proverb
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
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Benjamin Franklin
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Sigmund Freud
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.
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George Washington Carver
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and the strong -- because someday you will have been all of these.
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Author Unknown
The average person living to age 70 has 613,000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
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Edward Young
Too low they build, who build beneath the stars.
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George Sheehan
Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring and accomplishing.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
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Dan Rather
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
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Margaret Thatcher
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
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