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Amusing Famous Sayings - 107
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James Fenimore Cooper
It is a besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion for law. This is the usual form in which masses of men exhibit their tyranny.
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Thomas Jefferson
Question with boldness even the existance of a god; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
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Mark Twain
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
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Josh Billings
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
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Rabindranath Tagore
Man is immortal therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea it can only find itself in changing forms.
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Rob Cella
A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you'll see at last To feel that love, it makes you sigh, To have it leave, you'd rather die You hope you've found that special rose, 'Cause you love and care for the one you chose.
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Maggie Kuhn
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.
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Budd Schulberg
You don't understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
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Theodore Roosevelt
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. In this life we get nothing save by effort.
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Henry David Thoreau
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
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Unknown
You can't make someone love you, and while you try, you lose the people who really care.
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Austin O\'Malley
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
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