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Edward Irving Koch
If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may be a well-dressed animal, but you are nevertheless an animal.
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William Shakespeare
Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.
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The Dhammapada
One's own self conquered is better than all other people.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, Ethan of Athos, 1986
There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
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William Shakespeare
How poor are they who have not patience What wound did ever heal but by degrees.
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Holbrook Jackson
Be contented when you have got all you want.
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Ty King, Written for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, episode Passion, voice over by David Boreanaz
Passion is the source of our finest moments, the joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ectasy of grief.
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William Hazlitt, on the Pleasure of Hating
A really great man has always an idea of something greater than himself.
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Aristophanes, Frogs, 405 B.C.
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?
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Terminator 2 Judgment Day
John Connor No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say affirmative, or some shit like that. You say no problemo. And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say eat me. And if you want to shine them on it's hasta la vista, baby.
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Saint Augustine
Christ is not valued at all unless He is valued above all.
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