|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Funny Famous People Sayings - 1
|
Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
= = = = = = = = = =
Aulus Gellius
Truth is the daughter of time.
= = = = = = = = = =
Albert Einstein, (attributed)
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Faith... Must be enforced by reason...When faith becomes blind it dies.
= = = = = = = = = =
Lane Olinghouse
To err is human to refrain from laughing, humane.
= = = = = = = = = =
Charlie Parker
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn.
= = = = = = = = = =
Carl Sandburg
One of the greatest necessities in America is to discover creative solitude.
= = = = = = = = = =
Author Unknown
Find expression for a sorrow and it will become dear to you. Find expression for a joy, and you will intensify its ecstasy.
= = = = = = = = = =
Harold Taylor
Most of the most important experiences that truly educate cannot be arranged ahead of time with any precision.
= = = = = = = = = =
Henry Sedgwick
We think so because other people all think so; or because after all, we do think so; or because we were told so, and think we must think so; or because we once thought so, and think we still think so; or because, having thought so, we think we will think so.
= = = = = = = = = =
Charles Caleb Colton
We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.
= = = = = = = = = =
Kurt Vonnegut
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
