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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 86
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Hazrat Ali Ibn-e-Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermons and sayings Compilation)
Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person when his stomach is full.
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Will Rogers
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
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Stendhal
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
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Sterne
Only the brave know how to forgive; it is the most refined and generous pitch of virtue human nature can arrive at.
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B. A. Fajimi
Every disappointment gives you opportunity to make another appointment.
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Joel Patrick Warneke
At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and that I am merely a pawn in a bigger game. A game I cannot possible understand or have control of. Thankfully, before depression sets in, I drift back into my cloudy, bewildered daily routine.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves otherwise we harden.
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Charles Boyle
Testimony is like an arrow shot from a long-bow; its force depends on the strength of the hand that draws it. But argument is like an arrow from a cross-bow, which has equal force if drawn by a child or a man.
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Peter McWilliams
To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves...We must persistently and convincingly tell ourselves that the fear is here--with its gift of energy and heightened awareness--so we can do our best and learn the most in the new situation.
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Elbert Hubbard
He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often and loved much.
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Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
The secret of man's being is not only to live but to have something to live for.
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Adlai Ewing Stevenson
More important than winning the election, is governing the nation. That is the test of a political party -- the acid, final test.
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