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Crazy Famous People Sayings - 133
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Saint Augustine
The argument is at an end.
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Homer, The Odyssey
For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.
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Voltaire
He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise.
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Casino
Ace In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
I hope that no American ... will waste his franchise and throw away his vote by voting either for me or against me solely on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant.
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Thaddeus Golas
Inside yourself or outside, you never have to change what you see, only the way you see it.
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Langston Coleman
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
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A Bartlett Giamatti
It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains comes, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
There are three classes of intellects one which comprehends by itself another which appreciates what others comprehend and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others the first is the most excellent, the second is good, and the third is useless.
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Francis Bacon
There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man's self.
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Steve Prefontaine
To do anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra
That everybody is allowed to learn to read spoileth in the long run not only writing but thinking.
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