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Humour Proverbs and Quotations - 94
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Swami Sivanada
If you think about disaster, you will get it. Brood about death and you hasten your demise. Think positively and masterfully, with confidence and faith, and life becomes more secure, more fraught with action, richer in achievement and experience.
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John Wilkins
Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
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Charles Feidelson, Jr.
Life is a series of little deaths out of which life always returns.
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Mike Singletary
My favorite part of the game is the opportunity to play.
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Fyodor Dostoevsky
By interpreting freedom as the propagation and immediate gratification of needs, people distort their own nature, for they engender in themselves a multitude of pointless and foolish desires, habits, and incongruous stratagems. Their lives are motivated only by mutual envy, sensuality, and ostentation.
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Joel Hawes
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear.
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Dr. Seuss
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
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Georges Bernanos
The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that the end justifies the means.
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Douglas Noel Adams
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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Jackie Collins
The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.
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Barbara Hall
But penance need not be paid in suffering...It can be paid in forward motion. Correcting the mistake is a positive move, a nurturing move.
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