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Lester R Bittel
Good plans shape good decisions. That's why good planning helps to make elusive dreams come true.
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Kathe Kollwitz
I do not want to die. . . until I have faithfully made the most of my talent and cultivated the seed that was placed in me until the last small twig has grown.
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The Buddha
The thought manifests as the word; The word manifests as the deed; The deed develops into habit; And habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care, And let it spring from love Born out of concern for all beings.
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Anne Bradstreet
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
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Joseph Campbell
Eternity has nothing to do with the hereafter... This is it... If you don't get it here, you won't get it anywhere. The experience of eternity right here and now is the function of life. Heaven is not the place to have the experience here's the place to have the experience.
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Johann Kaspar Lavater
A sneer is often the sign of heartless malignity.
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Terry Thomas
Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may have more.
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Carlos Santana, Associated Press interview, September 1, 2004
Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating people to behave more in a divine manner.
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Voltaire
Man is free at the moment he wishes to be.
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Felix Adler
The unique personality which is the real life in me, I can not gain unless I search for the real life, the spiritual quality, in others. I am myself spiritually dead unless I reach out to the fine quality dormant in others. For it is only with the god enthroned in the innermost shrine of the other, that the god hidden in me, will consent to appear.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self-Reliance
It is very easy in the world to live by the opinion of the world. It is very easy in solitude to be self-centered. But the finished man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude.
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Jerry Garcia
Every silver lining has a touch of grey.
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