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Amusing Famous Sayings - 67
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George Moore
Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
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Travis Walton
The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by a billion people are still false.
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Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
Cast all your cares on God; that anchor holds.
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Ogden Nash
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
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Rosemary Konner Steinbaum
You are the product of your own brainstorm.
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The 14th. Dalai Lama
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
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Sir William Alton Jones
The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with the most brilliant single mind, but rather the man who can best coordinate the brains and talents of his associates.
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William Shakespeare, The Rape of Lucrece Ver. 124
But no perfection is so absolute, That some impurity doth not pollute.
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James Klass
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
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Anon.
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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