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Humour Famous People Sayings - 114
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Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation
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Gale Sayers
I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it.
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Carl Jung
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.
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G. K. Chesterton
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
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Johnny Carson
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Helen Hayes
Life ... would give her everything of consequence, life would shape her, not we. All we were good for was to make the introductions.
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Unknown
He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.
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Claud Cockburn
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
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William Paley
A large part of virtue consists in good habits.
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Saint Augustine
I was in love with loving.
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David Viscott
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
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Dean Krakel, Director of the National Cowboy Hall of Fame
Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world - all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile.
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