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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Famous Sayings - 99

G. B. Burgin

I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts.


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John Milton

Who overcomes by force hath overcome but half his foe.


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Theodor W. Adorno

Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.


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Alan Turing

Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.


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Bruce Lee

When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there is an opportunity, I do not hit--it hits all by itself.


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John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.


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Aesop

It is easier to get into the enemy's toils than out again.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims (Quotation and Originality)

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.


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Emma Albani

Unless you know what you want, you can't ask for it.


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Vida D. Scudder

Creation is a better means of self-expression than possession; it is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.


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Honore\' de Balzac

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time.


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R. J. Baughan

We find greatest joy, not in getting, but expressing what we are. Men do not really live for honors or for pay; their gladness is not in the taking and holding, but in the doing, the striving, the building, the living. It is a higher joy to teach than to be taught. It is good to get justice, but better to do it; fun to have things, but more to make them. The happy man is he who lives the life of love, not for the honors it may bring, but for the life itself.



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