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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 146
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Yiddish Proverb
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
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Robert Chapman
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
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Terry Pratchett, A Discworld Novel
The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
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Unknown
If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art of inserting them.
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Hannah Arendt
War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.
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Carl Jung
The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
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Ovid
So I can't live either without you or with you.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox
No question is ever settled until it is settled right.
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Woody Allen
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Muhhammad Ali
VICTORY - Champions have it deep inside of them - a dream, a desire, a vision. They have the last minute stamina. They have to be a little faster. They have to have the will and the skill. But the will must be greater than the skill.
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John Wesley
Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can.
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