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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Things People Say - 193

Ellen Terry

Imagination, industry, and intelligence-the three I's-are all indispensable to the actress, but of these three the greatest is, without doubt, imagination.


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Wayne Gretski

It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100% of the shots you do not take.


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Sister Mary Lauretta

To be successful, the first thing to do is to fall in love with your work.


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George Orwell, Book "1984"

War is Peace Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength


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Sir Thomas Browne

Be able to be alone. Lose not the advantage of solitude, and the society of thyself.


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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince

...it is a base thing to look to others for your defense instead of depending upon yourself. That defense alone is effectual, sure, and durable which depends upon yourself and your own valor.


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Francis Bacon

Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more man's nature runs to the more ought law to weed it out.


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Henry Drummond

To get to heaven we must take it with us.


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Charles Dickens, Bleak House

It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.


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Benjamin Disraeli

Ignorance never settles a question.


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Benjamin Franklin

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.


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Jean de La Fontaine

Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.



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