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Funny Famous Sayings - 91
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Cicero
Strain every nerve to gain your point.
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Mark Twain
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
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Nelson Mandela
Only free men can negotiate; prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom and mine cannot be separated.
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Scipione Alberti
Secret thoughts and open countenance will go safely over the whole world.
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Saint Jerome, Letter
The friendship that can cease has never been real.
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Lao Tzu
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
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Douglas Adams
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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Mother Theresa
Spread love everywhere you go First of all in your own house...let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile.
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Kahil Gibran, Spirits Rebellious
They have exiled me now from their society and I am pleased, because humanity does not exile except the one whose noble spirit rebels against despotism and oppression. He who does not prefer exile to slavery is not free by any measure of freedom, truth and duty.
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Ovid
To be loved, be lovable.
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George Lucas, Senator Amidala in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
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Marcel Proust
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
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