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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous People Sayings - 138

G. M. Trevelyan

Disinterested intellectual curiosity is the life blood of real civilization.


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Matt Groening

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.


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Niccolo Machiavelli

He who blinded by ambition, raises himself to a position whence he cannot mount higher, must thereafter fall with the greatest loss.


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Martin Luther

The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by winds blowing from all four corners of heaven.


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Margaret Mead

We are living beyond our means. As a people we have developed a lifestyle that is draining the earth of its priceless and irreplaceable resources without regard for the future of our children and people all around the world.


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Elbert Hubbard

A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.


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Eric Hoffer

America is still the best country for the common man -- white or black ... if he can't make it here he won't make it anywhere else.


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J. R. R. Tolkien

Little by little, one travels far.


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Jack Kerouac

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to love, mad to talk, mad to be saved the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.


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Bhagavad Gita

All created beings are unmanifest in their beginning, manifest in their interim state, and unmanifest again when they are annihilated. So what need is there for lamentation


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1 John 49 NIV Bible

This is how God showed His love among us He sent His one and only Son into the world that we might live through Him.


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Henry Christopher Bailey

In order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.



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