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Terry Hands
We may pretend that we're basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole of history proves otherwise.
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Rabbi Abraham Heschel
Just to be is a blessing. Just to live is holy.
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Noelie Altito
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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Clifton Fadiman
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
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Confucius, Analects, XIV.12
If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profit, is ready to lay down his life in the face of danger, and does not forget sentiments he has repeated all his life when he has been in straitened circumstances for a long time, he may be said to be a complete man.
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Shakti Gawain
An affirmation is a strong, positive statement that somthing is already so.
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Publilius Syrus
A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.
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Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Ah, what shall I be at fifty, should nature keep me alive, if I find the world so bitter when I am but twenty-five?
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Kahlil Gibran
God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
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Jean de la Bruyere
Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other wordly goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men who are most amply provided with them.
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William Hazlitt, on the Pleasure of Hating
No man is truly great, who is great only in his life-time. The test of greatness is the page of history.
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Helen Keller
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.
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