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Jerrold Mundis
I am years gone from my family and miles away ... but they raid by telephone with jarring suddenness they have the cyclic constancy of a mortgage and they are inevitable and relentless, like the erosion of my remaining youth. Like certain frightening dreams, my family returns.
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Chris Evert
If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life.
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Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Chinese Proverb
After three days without reading, talk becomes flavorless.
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Romanian Proverb
Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you.
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Aristotle
Evil draws men together.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset
To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand.
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P. G. Wodehouse
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
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William Shakespeare, As You Like It, Act 1 Scene 2, character: Touchstone
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
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George Herbert
The best mirror is an old friend.
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Dale Carnegie
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others.
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