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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous People Sayings - 151

John Locke

The action of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.


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Proverbs 7:17-18

I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning.


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Marquis de Sade

Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.


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Dame Edith Sitwell

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.


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Helen Keller, My Religion, 1927

Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings.


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Will Rogers

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.


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Anthony D\'Angelo

Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find.


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Dick Butkus

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important like a league game or something.


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Paul Beatty

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.


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Malcolm X, Malcolm X Speaks, 1965

Power never takes a back step - only in the face of more power.


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Niccolo Machiavelli

There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order to things.


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Jacob Chanowski

It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.



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