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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous Sayings - 142

Nancy Astor

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything -- or nothing.


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Fyodor Dostoevsky

If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect yourself. Only by that, only by self-respect will you compel others to respect you.


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Unknown

Why learn at all if one day we will die and forget everything


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Charles Monroe Schultz

Life is like a ten speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.


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Ayn Rand

There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.


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Bob Edwards

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.


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Lewis Carroll

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.


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Debbie Skelly

In a mirror, last place becomes first place... Just depends on how you wish to look at it.


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Publilius Syrus

What is left when honor is lost?


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Plutarch

For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human.


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Albert Einstein

Concern for man himself and his fate must always form the chief interest of all technical endeavor. Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.


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Mahatma Gandhi

To conceal ignorance is to increase it. An honest confession of it, however, gives ground for the hope that it will diminish some day or the other.



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