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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 189
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Don Marquis
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
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Deborah Martin
Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human and, therefore, brothers.
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Ayn Rand
The idea that 'the public interest' supersedes private interests and rights can have but one meaning that the interests and rights of some individuals take precedence over the interests and rights of others.
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William Bradford, Of Plymouth Plantation
And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of that country know them to be sharp and violent, and subject to cruel and fierce storms.
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Samuel Johnson
There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying the conduct of mankind, than that marriage, though the dictate of nature, and the institution of Providence, is yet very often the cause of misery, and that those who enter into that state can seldom forbear to express their repentance, and their envy of those whom either chance or caution hath withheld from it.
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Natalie Goldberg
If you are not afraid of the voices inside you, you will not fear the critics outside you.
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Proverbs 1717 Bible
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
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Anon.
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS...
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon forgotten charities of a kiss or a smile, a kind look or heartfelt compliment.
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Woodrow Wyatt
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
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Cicero
Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always a child. If no use is made of the labors of past ages, the world must remain always in the infancy of knowledge.
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