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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 36

Edith Sitwell

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.


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Flannery O\'Connor

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.


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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our destiny rules over us, even when we are not yet aware of it it is the future that makes laws for us today.


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Jewish Proverb

If you can't go over, you must go under.


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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Once conform, once do what others do because they do it, and a kind of lethargy steals over all the finer senses of the soul.


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Phoenix Flame

A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.


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Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Bolt from the Blue, 1994

George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping?


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Leonard Bernstein

Any great work of art revives and readapts time and space, and the measure of its success is the extent to which it makes you an inhabitant of that world -- the extent to which it invites you in and lets you breathe its strange, special air.


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George Macaulay Trevelyan

Education...has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.


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Abraham Lincoln

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.


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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

The finest lives, in my opinion, are those who rank in the common model, and with the human race, but without miracle, without extravagance.


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Cicero

A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however fertile, without cultivation.



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