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Robert Oxton Bolt
No one's death comes to pass without making some impression, and those close to the deceased inherit part of the liberated soul and become richer in their humaneness.
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Frank Herbert, Dune
It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present and a waste to live in the future.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comedy and it announces itself in the pleasant spasms we call laughter.
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Assyrian Proverb
If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.
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Carl Sandburg
Let a joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by.
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William James Durant
The family is the nucleus of civilization.
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Neil Gaiman
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
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Caecilius Statius
Grant us a brief delay; impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
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Alan Alda
No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good, without the world being better for it, without somebody being helped and comforted by the very existence of that goodness.
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Hermann Hesse
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
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Dag Hammarskjld
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again.
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John Constable
I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
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