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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous People Sayings - 167

Dr. Thomas Dooley

Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice. It will be an exhilarating experience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end.


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Jean Rostand, Thoughts of a biologist (1939)

To be an adult is to be alone.


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Carl Sandburg

I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.


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Tori Amos

I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.


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Theodore Ledyard Cuyler

Every step toward Christ kills a doubt. Every thought, word, and deed for Him carries you away from discouragement.


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Curt Simmons

Throwing a fastball to Henry Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun past a rooster.


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Charles F. Kettering

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.


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Aldous Huxley

If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists in their place.


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Franklin Delano Roosevelt

We would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.


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Real Live Preacher

EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us are on a journey. Were looking for something, though were not always sure what that is. The way is foggy much of the time. I suggest you slow down and follow some of the side roads that appear suddenly in the mist.


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Katharine Whitehorn

No nice men are good at getting taxis.


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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist

Some men are born posthumously.



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