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Mark Twain
Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
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Sir Winston Churchill
For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else.
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Muhammad Ali
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
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Julius Henry Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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George Bernard Shaw
What is life but a seires of inspired follies The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance it doesn't come every day.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Learn to labour and to wait.
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Alfred Hitchcock
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
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Author Unknown
So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.
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Sir Winston Churchill
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.
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James Harvey Robinson
Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do.
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Laurence Binyen
They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old.Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.At the going down of the sun, and in the morning,We shall remember them.
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Homer
The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
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