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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings - 93

Charles Lindberg

A certain amount of danger is essential to the quality of life.


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Pablo Picasso

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Belief consists in accepting the affirmations of the soul unbelief, in denying them.


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Michael Sun

I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.


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Mark Ridley, 1983

The theory of evolution is outstandingly the most important theory in biology.


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George Bernard Shaw

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.


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Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to life as we do to death.


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Cyra McFadden

I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.


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Arthur Schnabel

The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes--ah, that is where the art resides


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Pablo Casals

You must work--- we must all work To make the world worthy of its children.


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Zig Ziglar

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal.


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Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.



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