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Crazy Famous Sayings - 53
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Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973) "Personal Conduct"
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Forest McDonald
Americans who had traveled in Europe knew the 'free' European peasants suffered considerably greater oppression and misery than did American bondsman. Modern scholarship has shown that the exploitation rate -- the percentage of the worker's production that was taken from him by his owners -- was lower among the slaves than among European peasants, that work loads were light, and that slaves actually experienced a considerable measure of personal freedom.
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Hellen Keller
Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all- the apathy of human beings.
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Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife, Throughout the sensual world proclaim,
One crowded hour of glorious life,
Is worth an age without name.
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Kahlil Gibran
Time has been transformed, and we have changed it has advanced and set us in motion it has unveiled its face, inspiring us with bewilderment and exhilaration.
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Benjamin Franklin
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.
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Elvis Presley
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.
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Ruth Smeltzer
You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money, unless you have done something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
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George Bernard Shaw
It is most unwise for people in love to marry
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Edwin Conklin
The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in a printing shop.
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Benjamin Franklin, letter to David Hartley, December 4, 1789
God grant that not only the love of liberty but a thorough knowledge of the rights of man may pervade all the nations of the earth, so that a philosopher may set his foot anywhere on its surface and say: This is my country.
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Theodore White
If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free -- however free one can be on this planet.
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