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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 100
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Paul Tournier
Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
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Akhenaton
Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise be wise and thou art happy.
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Dr. Jonas Salk
The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.
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James Barrie
To die will be an awfully big adventure.
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Pliny the Younger
However often you may have done them a favour, if you once refuse they forget everything except your refusal.
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Cato the Elder, from Seneca the Elder, Controversiae
An orator is a good man who is skilled in speaking.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass.
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Caecilius Statius
The whole world is a man's birthplace.
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Heinrich Heine
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
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Robert Southey
It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condenced, the deeper they burn.
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Victor Borge
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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Herodotus
It is better to be envied than pitied.
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