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English Proverb
Never fall out with your bread and butter.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
A lively, disinterested, persistent looking for truth is extraordinarily rare. Action and faith enslave thought, both of them in order not to be troubled or inconvenienced by reflection, criticism or doubt.
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Sir Arthur Eddington
The mathematics is not there till we put it there.
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Colin Powell
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
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George Stanley McGovern
You know, sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
My strength is as the strength of ten, Because my heart is pure.
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Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention. If this might be the last time they saw you, they really saw you… People listened instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. And when they spoke, they weren’t telling you a story. When the two of you talked, you were building something, and afterward you were both different than before.
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Saint Augustine
Let no one flatter himself of himself he is Satan. Let man take sin, which is his own, and leave righteousness with God.
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Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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George Burns
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning anf a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible.
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John Lennon
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
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Saint Teresa of Avila
I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.
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