|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Funny Famous People Sayings - 31
|
Oscar Wilde
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
= = = = = = = = = =
Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
In a friend one should have ones best enemy. You should be closest to him with your heart when you resist him.
= = = = = = = = = =
Author Unknown
To feel fit as a fiddle you must tone down your middle.
= = = = = = = = = =
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A good intention but fixed and resolute - bent on high and holy ends, we shall find means to them on every side and at every moment; and even obstacles and opposition will but make us like the fabled specter-ships, which sail the fastest in the very teeth of the wind.
= = = = = = = = = =
Author Unknown
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mary Pickford
You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down.
= = = = = = = = = =
Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)
You are the most beautiful girl that has ever lived, and it is worth dying to have kissed you.
= = = = = = = = = =
Ralph Kiner
Tony Gwynn was named player of the year for April.
= = = = = = = = = =
Lewis Mumford
Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain in power, every mastery of natural forces, every scientific addition to knowledge, has proved potentially dangerous, because it has not been accompanied by equal gains in self-understanding and self-discipline.
= = = = = = = = = =
Aeschylus
Sweet is a grief well ended.
= = = = = = = = = =
African Proverb
When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
= = = = = = = = = =
Thomas Jefferson
The bulk of mankind are schoolboys through life.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
