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Crazy Famous People Sayings - 163
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Vince Lombardi, Lombardi Winning is the only thing (by Jerry Kramer)
I will demand a commitment to excellence and to victory, and that is what life is all about.
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Andrew Schneider
The day is coming, and it ain't going to be long, when you ain't even gonna have to leave your living room. No more schools, nor more bodegas, no more tabernacles, no more cinneplexes. You're going to snuggle up to your fiber optics baby and bliss out.
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Steven Wright
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Oscar Ameringer
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Saul Steinberg
I think, therefore Descartes exists.
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Seneca
To be feared is to fear no one has been able to strike terror into others and at the same time enjoy peace of mind.
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Holly Lisle, Fire In The Mist, 1992
You must learn to face the fact, always, that you choose to do what you do, and that everything you do affects not only you but others.
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Robert Francis Kennedy
The future does not belong to those who are content with today, apathetic toward common problems and their fellow man alike, timid and fearful in the face of bold projects and new ideas. Rather, it will belong to those who can blend passion, reason and courage in a personal commitment to the ideals of American society.
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Benjamin Franklin
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Pliny the Elder
From the end spring new beginnings.
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Rudyard Kipling
Every woman knows all about everything.
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A. J. Toynbee
As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle off our responsibility upon the shoulders of God or nature. We must shoulder it ourselves. It is up to us.
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