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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 10
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Saint Francis de Sales
Do not wish to be anything but what you are, And try to be that perfectly.
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Charles Darwin, The Descent of Man 1871
Man with all his noble qualities, with sympathy which feels for the most debased, with benevolence which extends not only to other men but to the humblest living creature, with his god-like intellect which has penetrated into the movements and constitution of the solar system- with all these exalted powers- Man still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Don't think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.
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Abraham Lincoln
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
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George Santayana, Life of Reason (1905) vol. 1, ch. 10
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment.
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John F. Kennedy
The ancient Greek definition of happiness was the full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
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J. Michael Straczynski
The quality of our thoughts is bordered on all sides by our facility with language.
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Walter Lippmann
People who are tremendously concerned about their identification, their individuality, their self-expression, or their sense of humor, always seem to be missing the very things they pursue.
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The Talmud
Live well. It is the greatest revenge.
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Cicero
There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness.
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Yiddish Proverb
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
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Errol Flynn
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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