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Clever Famous Sayings - 188
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J. Paul Getty
If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
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Edmund Burke
An event has happened, upon which it is difficult to speak, and impossible to be silent.
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Lord Ritchie-Calder
Science at best is not wisdom it is knowledge. Wisdom is knowledge tempered with judgment.
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Peter Lynch
Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it.
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Scott Adams
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The world belongs to the energetic.
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Anaxagoras
The descent to Hades is the same from every place.
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Albert Schweitzer
Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out of his way, but must accept his lot calmly if they even roll a few more upon it.
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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
Slowness to change usually means fear of the new.
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Willa Foster
Quality is never an accident. It represents the wise choice of many alternatives.
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