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Bob Edwards
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
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Publilius Syrus
If you refuse where you have always granted you invite to theft.
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Ernest Benn
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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Harriet Beecher Stowe
The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Just as the sand-dunes, heaped one upon another, hide each the first, so in life the former deeds are quickly hidden by those that follow after.
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Aesop
Slow and steady wins the race.
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Aristotle
In the arena of human life the honours and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities.
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Albert Einstein
Not until we dare to regard ourselves as a nation, not until we respect ourselves, can we gain the esteem of others, or rather only then will it come of its own accord.
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Robert Southey
The loss of a friend is like that of a limb time may heal the anguish of the wound, but the loss cannot be repaired.
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Ken Kesey
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
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Laertius Diogenes
Solon used to say that speech was the image of actions... that laws were like cobwebs, --for that if any trifling or powerless thing fell into them, they held it fast while if it were something weightier, it broke through them and was off.
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Saint Francis de Sales
When you encounter difficulties and contradictions, do not try to break them, but bend them with gentleness and time.
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