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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 197
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William Hazlitt
Man is a make-believe animal - he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part.
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Swedish Proverb
Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half sorrow.
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Johann von Goethe
We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
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Philander Johnson
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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Franz Kafka
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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Lily Tomlin
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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Jean de La Fontaine
Patience and time do more than strength or passion.
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Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
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Jean Jacques Rousseau
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
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Danish proverb
To own is to fear.
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Albert Schweitzer
Truth has not special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always and indeed then most truly when it seems unsuitable to actual circumstances.
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