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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 150
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Mark Twain
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Art for art's sake makes no more sense than gin for gin's sake.
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Barbara DeAngelis
At the end of our time on earth, if we have lived fully, we will not be able to say, I was always happy. Hopefully we will be able to say, I have experienced a lifetime of real moments, and many of them were happy moments.
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Judy Garland
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
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Jeseph Joubert
Imagination is the eye of the soul.
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Robert J. McKain
Set priorities for your goals. A major part of successful living lies in the ability to put first things first. Indeed, the reason most major goals are not achieved is that we spend our time doing second things first.
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Rebecca West
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
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Barbara Melser Lieberman
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
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James Truslow Adams
Be not afraid of life. Believe that life IS worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
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Virgil
It is easy to go down into Hell night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.
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Robert S. McNamara, former U.S. Secretary of Defense
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
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Robert E. Kahn
New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having smart people with access to state-of-the-art technology.
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