|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 101
|
Dorothy Parker
Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
= = = = = = = = = =
Abigail Van Buren
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
= = = = = = = = = =
Paul Gauguin
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mark Twain
Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience of 4000 critics.
= = = = = = = = = =
Henry David Thoreau
Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.
= = = = = = = = = =
Kingsley Amis
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children.
= = = = = = = = = =
Pierre Elliott Trudeau
Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home in all parts of the country, and when they feel that all Canada belongs to them.
= = = = = = = = = =
Wayne Dyer
Happiness is something that you are and it comes from the way you think.
= = = = = = = = = =
Aristotle
It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing popular audiences.
= = = = = = = = = =
Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
= = = = = = = = = =
Keanu Reeves
The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way.
= = = = = = = = = =
Gertrude Stein
You are so afraid of losing your moral sense that you are not willing to take it through anything more dangerous than a mud puddle.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
