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Silly Things People Say - 52
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Charles R. Swindoll
The happiest people I know are the ones who have learned how to hold everything loosely and have given the worrisome, stress-filled, fearful details of their lives into God's keeping.
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Chuck Jones
A fanatic is someone who redoubles his efforts when he has forgotten his aim.
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Heinrich Heine
The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken by the storm-wind if it... did not understand the noble art of turning to every wind.
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Alfred North Whitehead
Seek simplicity, and distrust it.
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Martin Sage and Sybil Adelman, Northern Exposure, The Bumpy Road to Love, 1991
Obsessions and fixations are not really my field. All I know, when the mind really grabs hold of something, look out.
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Leon Trotsky
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.
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Richard Bach
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
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Holbrook Jackson
No man is ever old enough to know better.
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Learned Hand
Words are chameleons, which reflect the color of their environment.
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Publilius Syrus
It is a very hard undertaking to seek to please everybody.
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William Sloane Coffin, http://www.pbs.org/now/society/coffin.html
Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible.
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Gary Wills
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
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